how old you are is not how old you are

i'm 31 years old (and young) today
december 5th
walt disney
little richard
me

ten years ago i spent this day
at hooters
ordering a pitcher of beer
just because i could
then i went to the sex shop down the street
cause i was horny
and after your first alcoholic beverage
in public
legally
makes a just-turned 21 year old
HORNY

that was then
and then hasn't changed much to now

happy mother fuckin' (literally why we celebrate this god damn day for me anyways) birthday ME

happy 31st

age means everything
and nothing
all at once

happy birthday k

you know less now
and were so much older when you were 5